What’s big and gray with two wings?
A jumbo jet!
What’s big, gray and dangerous?
An elephant with a gun!
What’s big, green and highly dangerous?
An elephant in a Fruit bowl with a rocket launcher!
What’s black and flied with witches?
A withc’s bat!
What’s brown and dangerous?
Shark infested cola1
What’s brown and friendly?
Dolphin infested cola!
What’s brown, fizzy, and lives in Australia?
What’s brown, lives in Australia, and is a bit fruity?
What’s even worse than raining cats and dogs?
What’s gray has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday!
What’s gray with big ears and a trunk and goes boing! boing! ?
An elephant on a trampoline!
What’s green and hairy and goes up and down?
A gooseberry in elevator!
What’s green and hangs about in trees?
What’s green with five legs and goes up and down, up and down?
An alien stuck in a tractor beam!